What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Do you consider yourself pretty?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From an axiology/value theory point of view, how can one say that a diverse society is better than a uniform one, especially given the negative effects of diversity (racism, sectarian conflict, problems arising from extreme cultural relativism)?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

What the early "F1" movie reviews are saying ahead of New York premiere - Motorsport.com

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are you afraid of being alone?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are incels doing wrong?

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?